in response:

ah yes....the tension...is it REALLY saskia's arthur? or maybe another...

but then again...

did arthur REALLY explode?

the plot thickens....*snickers*

i actually wrote a lot....LOT more than wat i am about to submit...

mike is in the next one...i PROMISE, and somebody else...

++12 years later++

The no longer Lil’ Magician Kat scrutinized her eyes over her magic book, trying to decipher the spells. She was out in the forest, from the backyard of her cave home, sitting on a huge boulder with her pet frog Arthur in front of her.

“Argh, this cain’t be right…” Magician Kat murmured, flipping the pages.  “Aabra…CADABRA!” she called out, flicking her homemade magic wand.

 Arthur just croaked louder.

“Dangit, which incantation makes ‘im bigga’ like papa…” Magician Kat said, continuing to skim the book, when her eyes fell upon a page that intrigued her.

“A simple charm, with a lil’ practice, can conjure anythin’ ya want…” Magician Kat read aloud. “Ooh that sounds fun…”

Magician Kat then glanced below the directions, at the four letter incantation.

“Wouldn’t hurt ta try it…” Magician Kat said, then pointed her magic wand at Arthur, and shouted out the spell: *POOF!*

Nothing happened for about five seconds, and Arthur continued to croak as if he was bored, then suddenly, his eyes started bulging, and his skin started swelling up. He was getting bigger!

Magician Kat smiled in excitement when unexpectedly…BOOM, SMOKE WAS EVERYWHERE.

Magician Kat fell back in surprise. When the smoke cleared, all that was left of poor Arthur was his two hind legs, still sitting there on the boulder.

“Oh dear…he exploded…” Magician Kat said in awe. “I guess I need a lil more practice on that one…”

“KAT! YA GOTTA COME INSIDE NOW…” Bigfoot called, as he stepped outta his cave (the earth rumbling beneath him).

His daughter was nowhere in sight.

“Now where did that magic critter go now?” Bigfoot questioned, scratching his enormous head.

“KAT…KAT….MAGICIAN KAAAATTTT!” Bigfoot kept shouting out, but the only thing that responded, were the surrounding pine trees that fell down, due to the intensive soundwave projected by Bigfoot’s voice.

“Argh, don’t make me come lookin’ for ya…” Bigfoot said disappointingly, as he took a step out into the forest, when suddenly...

‘MMMPHH!’

Bigfoot looked down and noticed that he was stepping on something.  He slowly raised up his foot and saw that he stepped on a….

“Oh I’ma sorry lad, ya see, since I got big feet, it ain’t rare fo’ me to step on folks like you…” Bigfoot began to say.

But ________ wasn’t at all happy that he was stepped on, and began roaring in anger.

“Oh no..dear laddie…please, don’t!” Bigfoot cried out in horror, but it was too late.

Bigfoot laid unconscious as  _________ dragged him off deep into the forest.

It was then that Magician Kat  emerged from the forest.

“Sorry papa, I was busy doin’ some maagic. And I accidentally exploded mai Arthur, and…” Magician Kat continued, as she went inside her house. But BigFoot father wasn’t inside.

“Huh? Papa?” Magician Kat said, searching through the rooms.

“I swear I heard ‘im from here...PAPA!” Magician Kat called out, as she stepped outside.  The only thing that responded was silence.

Magician Kat scratched her head in confusion.  Then suddenly it dawned on her…

“I know! Maybe I kin do some o’ that poofin magic! Maybe that’ll help me fiind papa…” Magician Kat exclaimed, as she waved her magic wand.

“*POOF!*” She cried out.

Nothing happened for about five seconds, then suddenly the earth began to rumble.

“Awlright…Papa’s comin!” Magician Kat cried out in excitement, as she eagerly looked around to see if her father would emerge from the forest.

Bigfoot did not come, instead, there was a big BOOMING sound, and smoke was everywhere.

Once again, Magician Kat fell down in surprise.  The smoke soon cleared, and Magician Kat stood up and turned around. 

The only thing left of the cave  was just a whole bunch of rocks.

“Oh dear…I explode Arthur, and now I explode the house…” Magician Kat sighed.

After five seconds of mourning, Magician Kat turned around and looked upon the horizon.

“Well, looks like I’ma gonna embark on a quest…as QUEST TO FIND PAPA!” Magician Kat exclaimed. And with that, she started down the forest path, having absolutely no idea where she was going...

And now, part three:

Lil’ Magician Kat cried like crazy, mourning for the lost of her magician father. But hours soon passed by, and the lil magician cried herself to sleep. Days passed by, then weeks, and lil Magician Kat just sat there, smiling, and eating her chex mix piece bit by bit, as she was being carried to wherever the waves were carrying her.  Now remember, the ship sank around the pacific ocean, a few miles away from Hawaii. Oddly, the waves carried the lil magician southeast, all the way around South America, and then north, towards Southern United States. It was around 2AM, and Lil’ Magician Kat was sound asleep when her chex mix piece arrived on shore. Nothing disturbed her until a few hours later, when the sun crept upon the Atlantic sea.  Suddenly, the Earth began to shake, awaking the lil magician. She tried to go back to sleep, when the Earth shook again, and she cried out in fear. The Earth continued to rumble inconsistently. Could it have been an earthquake? Nah, earthquakes never occurred in that part of America. So then wat was it? Lil’ Magician Kat is too young to think of such complicated thoughts. Perhaps it was…footsteps?

Well sure enough,  Lil Magician Kat saw something in the distance…some sort of, animal? What? At first the image appeared tiny. But as the image came closer, the Earth shook more vigorously, and the image grew bigger.  Finally, the ‘thing’ stepped onto the clearing and approached the shore. Lil’ Magician Kat couldn’t believe her lil eyes: a monster! So big that the Lil Magician couldn’t see his/her head even if tiptoed and raised her head up.  The lil magician looked down, and her lil eyes nearly bulged out, FEET! HOW HUMONGOUS! They were about as big as a football field…LITERALLY! The monster’s feet basically covered all of the beach! Lil’ Magician Kat’s mind was confused and couldn’t grasp the fact that such a big monster with gargantuan feet could exist, so she started crying like crazy.

The monster bent down and looked at the teeny tiny child with pity.

“Gracious dearie…ya mast’ve bin from tha-at shiipwreck a fyoo weeks agow…” The monster bellowed out, in a strong southern accent.

Lil’ Magician Kat kinda sorta had no idea wat he was saying, but it sounded comforting, so she nodded.

“It’s awlright…we Americaans are niice peepul. I’ll take care o’ ya…” The monster kindly said, as he gently scooped up the lil magician.

Through her tears, the lil magician smiled, and raised her baby-like arms to give him a lil hug. The monster responded with a big toothy grin.

“M-name’s Big foot…but ya kin call me Paps. This is yur home now. Welcome to the Land o’ Jeorgia…” Bigfoot said.

“Ya must be hungry…out at seee with nutthin but chex mix…my golly…” he muttered, turning around and stomping away back to his cave with his new adopted daughter.

Awww, how sweet. TO BE CONTINUED!

alas, my dear [spoiled] princess has called upon me again, requesting that i continue devoting myself under her services. X_X

anyway, here's a picture i have, of the princess and me:

wat we are looking at, why i have that devious smile with my magic wand, why we are lacking a backround, i have no idea...

as for the rest of the story? i'll post it up later...

happy summer everybody! this is of me and my princess about to kickin it up on the beach! and i brought some chex mix too!

i'ma gonna make this the wallpaper, but i'ma too lazy to do it right now ><